Unemployed? Want to be on The Apprentice?

“The Apprentice” is having a Detroit area casting call April 7 in downtown Birmingham, according to the Gigs section of craigslist.org:

The Apprentice Season 10 Now Casting!!.

And they’re looking for the unemployed! (Well, there’s hardly a better place than here in Detroit to find the unemployed.)

So if you’ve ever wanted to hear Donald Trump tell you “you’re hired!”, line up at the Uptown Birmingham 8 movie theater at 8 a.m. next Wednesday morning. Interviews begin at 9 a.m.

Good luck!

The perfect new job

I’ve found the perfect new job!

I’ll be doing the things I love to do, at twice the pay of my old job, with full — amazing — benefits. It’ll be an easy commute, and the hours are flexible.

It’s with a little company called Lirpa Loof.